The Wetass Chronicles

So it's been three years since I stopped updating The Wetass Chronicles, and I am still too lazy, err I mean busy, to revive this blog. But technology has provided a temporary solution, and it's called Twitter, which bills itself as a micro-blogging service.

"Microblogging." That sounds about right. So if you are on Twitter, and want to get a taste of the old Wetass, you can find me at www.twitter.com/wetass. I can't issue lenthy, blowhard opinions anymore, but I can still issue micro-opinions, as well as all the cool links that I dredge up in the course of wasting my life away.

If you are not on Twitter, I urge you to sign up and play around with it. It's the coming thing. Trust me. And if you don't (which is reasonable), enjoy the archives you will find here and maybe I'll get unlazy some day and return to proper blogging again.

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 3:36 PM

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Hate to say it, but after two-and-a-half years of trying to keep up with this website, I am burned out, cooked, done, finito. Well, not really, but I just don't have the time anymore to do this thing properly, and I'd rather not just mail it in. Plus, it's time to head in a new direction and develop other novel means of wasting time while amusing myself. Thanks to all the loyal readers and tipsters. There are plenty of other blogs out there now bringing you the latest in extreme adventure and video, so keep on clicking. It was fun while it lasted. Have a nice life...

"Ahh. Time to go surfing..."

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 2:17 PM

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Kiteboarding is a sick, sick sport (in a good way...). Check out this nice trailer and see whether you can sit still...

"What are you looking at? Loser..."

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 11:46 AM

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There are big swells throughout the Pacific, so let's fly out there courtesy of Surfline and check them out. First up, a report from the Monster Energy Pipeline Pro. Next, let's take a look at Waimea, with this nice video. And, finally, we've got to get back to rough riding Mavericks, where the big wave competition last week was hot and heavy. Click here to dive into a wicked day. Got to love the internet...

Pipe Bomb: KERBLAAAM...!

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 11:30 AM

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Hmmm. Check out the Stena Arctica, a massive new oil tanker that is designed to ship oil from Russia to the UK. That means that it will be operating at times as an, err, ice breaker (in ice up to 1 meter thick). Here are the basic stats: 117,100 tons fully loaded, length of 250m, beam of 44m and draft of 15.4m. Hope the naval architects are a little more spot-on with their calculations than the Volvo 70 guys...

"Are you sure you want to go full speed ahead, Captain, umm, Hazelwood...?"

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 11:30 AM

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Surfing has gone global, and it's no surprise to see tow-in action from the land of the shamrock and black beer. TWC's newly appointed Irish correspondent Markham Nolan just sent in this great trailer, shot off the Cliffs of Moher in County Clare on the west coast. So, if you are tired of the crowds at all the obvious places, get out your passport and head to Eire. Click here to read about surfing in Ireland. And click here to see what awaits...

Irish Surfing: Don't Forget Your Full Wetsuit...
(Photo: Peter Mayne)

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 11:10 AM

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If the weather holds, Steve Fossett will take off from Florida's Kennedy Space Center tomorrow morning, and attempt the longest non-stop flight in aviation history. You can follow along on the impressive live tracking feed here. Fossett is a classic adventurer: creative, relentless, and incredibly patient. But this thing feels dangerous...

"Damn, if I could just lose a few pounds, I'd probably be able to fly an additional 1000 miles..."

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 11:01 AM

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If the weather holds, Steve Fossett will take off from Florida's Kennedy Space Center tomorrow morning, and attempt the longest non-stop flight in aviation history. You can follow along on the impressive live tracking feed here. Fossett is a classic adventurer: creative, relentless, and incredibly patient. But this thing feels dangerous...

"Damn, if I could just lose a few pounds, I'd probably be able to fly an additional 1000 miles..."

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 11:01 AM

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"Man, I really need to get out more..."

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 11:46 AM

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Who needs snow to go snowmobiling? Who needs a ski boat to go waterskiing? Not these guys. Check it out here (courtesy of Skiing magazine and Wildass Warren Miller)...

"This is getting kinda boring. What I really need to spice things up is a barefoot waterskiier..."

Posted by Tim Zimmermann @ 11:37 AM

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Just got back, and boy are my arms, I mean mouse clicking fingers, tired. Want to see what the America's Cup harbor looks like (and save a lot of airfare)? Well, just click here to get a panoramic view which allows you to do a 360 and click on "hot spots" (like the team bases). Very nice work from the 32nd America's Cup website. They also have an excellent video page, with tons of good racing clips, and some really nice picture galleries. And check out the shots below, to see what looks like a pretty sweet venue. Volvo? What Volvo...