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Tuesday, May 04, 2004

TWC Quick Hits...

Golf Follies 1--Golfer Who Beans Player Ahead Liable For $2.6 Million: Tried to convince judge he was such a bad golfer he couldn't reasonably expect his ball to fly straight. Judge unmoved, suggests future savings with use of the word "Fore"...

Golf Follies 2--60-year Old Woman In Wetsuit Arrested For Poaching 1500 Golf Balls From Bottom Of Water Hazard: Pulled job off at night, but got so wrinkled she couldn't walk away...

Shanghai Climber Who Forgot House Keys Dies After Trying To Abseil Off Roof Into His Apartment: "Why didn't he just knock?" moans wife...


"Hey, I guess Mr. Chang in 45A forgot his keys, too. Oh shit, I just lost count of the floors..."

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