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Tuesday, June 08, 2004

TWC Quick Hits...:

Ghostbusters Called In To Investigate Royal Navy Base: Intrigued by sightings of hard-partying, rum-drinking cartoon pirate who goes by the name of Capt. Morgan...

2 High School Seniors Swim From Alcatraz As Class Project: Survive 1.25 mile swim in 50-degree water, but expelled before graduation for carrying shivs, jumping students in the showers, and trading cigarettes...

British Researchers Say Ducks Have Regional Accents: London ducks louder and coarser than their country cousins; also more prone to fowl language...

Cockney Duck: "Oy! I likes me beer warm and flat! Serve me one more cold one and I'll shoot your bleedin' 'ead orf..."

Whatever nationality you are I am racist towards, and I will begin a pogrom against you. And your religion, if you have one.
Warm beer is better anyway, and the duck doesn't look cockney to me.

P.S. - you bastards.

love, doug
By Anonymous, at 7:21 AM  

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