Thursday, September 02, 2004
Weirdass Sports--Eye Squirting: Not sure how anyone came up with this one. But meet Ilker Yilmaz, who snorts milk up his nose and squirts it out of his eye. Yesterday Yilmaz set a new world record (verification pending; is there any record that Guinness WON'T accept?), squirting milk from his eye 2 meters 79.5 centimeters (just over 9 feet). That beat the old record of 2 meters 61 centimeters. "I'm happy and proud that I can get Turkey in the record book even if it's for milk squirting," said the 28-year-old construction worker. Don't try to match his feat at home, though. Yilmaz is one of only a few people in the world who can get milk from nose to eye, thanks to an anomaly in a tear duct (I wonder how he discovered it...?). This guy must have been a huge hit in grade school...
"Damn, it's hard to concentrate with all the cats milling around..."
(Photo: AP)
"Damn, it's hard to concentrate with all the cats milling around..."
(Photo: AP)
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