Friday, April 08, 2005
Annals Of Inventiveness: Wetass (Very Wet) Tugboating...
Question: How do you get some coal barges and a tugboat under a low bridge with the river running at flood stage? Answer: watch and learn...
"Hey, Charlie. Low bridge ahead. Release the barges and let 'em float through..."
"But how are we going to get under, Skip...?
"Heh-heh. Ever play tugboat limbo, Charlie...?"
"How low can we go...?"
"Limbo, limbo, limbo-tug. Sing, Charlie..."
"Surfacing. Aooogah. Aooogah. I love this tugboat sh*t..."
"Dum-de-dum. Time to hook up again..."
"Ahh. That's enough fun for now, Charlie. Crack me a beer and let's find the next bridge on the chart..."
(Thanks to TWC reader Bruce Kendall)
"Hey, Charlie. Low bridge ahead. Release the barges and let 'em float through..."
"But how are we going to get under, Skip...?
"Heh-heh. Ever play tugboat limbo, Charlie...?"
"How low can we go...?"
"Limbo, limbo, limbo-tug. Sing, Charlie..."
"Surfacing. Aooogah. Aooogah. I love this tugboat sh*t..."
"Dum-de-dum. Time to hook up again..."
"Ahh. That's enough fun for now, Charlie. Crack me a beer and let's find the next bridge on the chart..."
(Thanks to TWC reader Bruce Kendall)
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