If you don't have enough tie-dyed or "Save The Whales" t-shirts for Greenpeace (see below), or if you like to wear your hair really short, then maybe you have imagined yourself as a Coast Guard Surf Boat driver. This is a pretty tempting Wetass career, particularly after you check out the action in this video (found on the always entertaining Mr. Boat Blog). Cowabunga...

"I'd like to see those Greenpeace mopes and their little boats in the middle of this wave action..."