<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690</id><updated>2009-11-05T13:42:39.780-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Wetass Chronicles</title><subtitle type='html'>Created and Edited by Tim Zimmermann                     </subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/atom.xml'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1260</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113985909739381885</id><published>2006-02-13T14:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-17T19:55:19.043-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Program Note (Final)...</title><summary type='text'>Hate to say it, but after two-and-a-half years of trying to keep up with this website, I am burned out, cooked, done, finito. Well, not really, but I just don't have the time anymore to do this thing properly, and I'd rather not just mail it in. Plus, it's time to head in a new direction and develop other novel means of wasting time while amusing myself. Thanks to all the loyal readers and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113985909739381885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113985909739381885' title='104 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113985909739381885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113985909739381885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/program-note-final.html' title='Program Note (Final)...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>104</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113933096398212250</id><published>2006-02-07T11:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-07T11:49:23.983-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Into The Air...</title><summary type='text'>Kiteboarding is a sick, sick sport (in a good way...). Check out this nice trailer and see whether you can sit still..."What are you looking at? Loser..."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113933096398212250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113933096398212250' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113933096398212250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113933096398212250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/into-air.html' title='Into The Air...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113933047016534552</id><published>2006-02-07T11:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-07T11:42:43.230-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Surfapalooza....</title><summary type='text'>There are big swells throughout the Pacific, so let's fly out there courtesy of Surfline and check them out. First up, a report from the Monster Energy Pipeline Pro. Next, let's take a look at Waimea, with this nice video. And, finally, we've got to get back to rough riding Mavericks, where the big wave competition last week was hot and heavy. Click here to dive into a wicked day. Got to love the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113933047016534552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113933047016534552' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113933047016534552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113933047016534552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/surfapalooza.html' title='Surfapalooza....'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113924381000679741</id><published>2006-02-06T11:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-06T11:38:31.040-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Annals Of Dubious Schemes...</title><summary type='text'>Hmmm. Check out the Stena Arctica, a massive new oil tanker that is designed to ship oil from Russia to the UK. That means that it will be operating at times as an, err, ice breaker (in ice up to 1 meter thick). Here are the basic stats: 117,100 tons fully loaded, length of 250m, beam of 44m and draft of 15.4m. Hope the naval architects are a little more spot-on with their calculations than the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113924381000679741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113924381000679741' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113924381000679741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113924381000679741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/annals-of-dubious-schemes.html' title='Annals Of Dubious Schemes...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113924290272921016</id><published>2006-02-06T11:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-19T08:50:25.743-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Mavericks: Irish Style...</title><summary type='text'>Surfing has gone global, and it's no surprise to see tow-in action from the land of the shamrock and black beer. TWC's newly appointed Irish correspondent Markham Nolan just sent in this great trailer, shot off the Cliffs of Moher in County Clare on the west coast. So, if you are tired of the crowds at all the obvious places, get out your passport and head to Eire. Click here to read about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113924290272921016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113924290272921016' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113924290272921016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113924290272921016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/mavericks-irish-style.html' title='Mavericks: Irish Style...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113924217905156448</id><published>2006-02-06T11:01:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-06T11:09:39.126-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fossett To Fly?</title><summary type='text'>If the weather holds, Steve Fossett will take off from Florida's Kennedy Space Center tomorrow morning, and attempt the longest non-stop flight in aviation history. You can follow along on the impressive live tracking feed here. Fossett is a classic adventurer: creative, relentless, and incredibly patient. But this thing feels dangerous..."Damn, if I could just lose a few pounds, I'd probably be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113924217905156448/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113924217905156448' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113924217905156448'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113924217905156448'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/fossett-to-fly_06.html' title='Fossett To Fly?'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113924215622654138</id><published>2006-02-06T11:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-06T11:09:17.456-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fossett To Fly?</title><summary type='text'>If the weather holds, Steve Fossett will take off from Florida's Kennedy Space Center tomorrow morning, and attempt the longest non-stop flight in aviation history. You can follow along on the impressive live tracking feed here. Fossett is a classic adventurer: creative, relentless, and incredibly patient. But this thing feels dangerous..."Damn, if I could just lose a few pounds, I'd probably be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113924215622654138/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113924215622654138' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113924215622654138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113924215622654138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/fossett-to-fly.html' title='Fossett To Fly?'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113898550558155862</id><published>2006-02-03T11:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T02:13:45.443-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Have A Wetass Weekend...</title><summary type='text'>"Man, I really need to get out more..."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113898550558155862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113898550558155862' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113898550558155862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113898550558155862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/have-wetass-weekend.html' title='Have A Wetass Weekend...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113898506872795695</id><published>2006-02-03T11:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-03T11:44:28.730-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Winter(less) Wetassing...</title><summary type='text'>Who needs snow to go snowmobiling? Who needs a ski boat to go waterskiing? Not these guys. Check it out here (courtesy of Skiing magazine and Wildass Warren Miller)..."This is getting kinda boring. What I really need to spice things up is a barefoot waterskiier..."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113898506872795695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113898506872795695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113898506872795695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113898506872795695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/winterless-wetassing.html' title='Winter(less) Wetassing...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113898464348507436</id><published>2006-02-03T11:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-03T11:37:23.626-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Take A Quick trip To Valencia...</title><summary type='text'>Just got back, and boy are my arms, I mean mouse clicking fingers, tired. Want to see what the America's Cup harbor looks like (and save a lot of airfare)? Well, just click here to get a panoramic view which allows you to do a 360 and click on "hot spots" (like the team bases). Very nice work from the 32nd America's Cup website. They also have an excellent video page, with tons of good racing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113898464348507436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113898464348507436' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113898464348507436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113898464348507436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/take-quick-trip-to-valencia.html' title='Take A Quick trip To Valencia...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113889707453001395</id><published>2006-02-02T11:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-02T11:20:16.276-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Steep Stuff...</title><summary type='text'>It wouldn't be a Wetass week without at least one great surfing video. This one has some beautiful sequences and some of the best overheads I have ever seen...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113889707453001395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113889707453001395' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113889707453001395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113889707453001395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/steep-stuff.html' title='The Steep Stuff...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113889605524490579</id><published>2006-02-02T10:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-28T19:49:37.573-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Annals Of Ingenuity...</title><summary type='text'>Or absurdity. I can't decide, when it comes to the M Ship (thanks to TWC reader Gary Joyce for the tip...). They claim all sorts of benefits ("The M-hull is a non-conventional captured air design which transitions automatically and efficiently through hydrostatic, hydrodynamic and aerostatic lift modes with increasing speeds." Uh, okay...). And that there are lots of commercial, military and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113889605524490579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113889605524490579' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113889605524490579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113889605524490579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/annals-of-ingenuity.html' title='Annals Of Ingenuity...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113889532464516336</id><published>2006-02-02T10:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-12T17:12:31.943-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ooops....</title><summary type='text'>How not to dock a container ship. Because when it's bow versus jetty, guess what, the jetty wins. Nothing gets past the disaster vigilantes at Sailing Anarchy..."Hmmm. Bow On. Very unusual...""On the plus side, there is no need for dock lines...""I couldn't have done a cleaner job with a blow torch...""I wonder if Maersk has any experience with submarines..."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113889532464516336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113889532464516336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/ooops.html' title='Ooops....'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113881139779846033</id><published>2006-02-01T11:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-01T11:29:57.800-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wetass Video Of The Week...</title><summary type='text'>Another winnner from Uncle Bob. Click here to paraglide to an excellent soundtrack..."I am the Eggman..."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113881139779846033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113881139779846033' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113881139779846033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113881139779846033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/wetass-video-of-week.html' title='Wetass Video Of The Week...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113881066118805329</id><published>2006-02-01T10:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-01T11:17:41.210-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Surf Toy...</title><summary type='text'>It's always annoying when your outboard won't start. But it's heart-pounding when it won't start while you're inside the surfline. So maybe it's not too suprising that when it DOES start you hit the throttle and try to get the hell out of there...with somewhat predictable results. Watch--end cringe--by clicking here. And pay close attention to the guy in front...This Is How It's Really Done...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113881066118805329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113881066118805329' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113881066118805329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113881066118805329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/02/surf-toy.html' title='Surf Toy...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113872505144922325</id><published>2006-01-31T11:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-31T11:30:51.570-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wetass Hall Of Fame: Howard Hall...</title><summary type='text'>Every once in a while you come across someone whom you'd happily trade lives with. Howard Hall, probably the best underwater cinematographer ever, is one of them. He's been in the business for decades, he's made award-winning films (both standard and IMAX), he's written books, and if it's interesting he's dived there. Just a few minutes on his website will reveal an incredible life. And just like</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113872505144922325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113872505144922325' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113872505144922325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113872505144922325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/wetass-hall-of-fame-howard-hall.html' title='Wetass Hall Of Fame: Howard Hall...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113872366334205099</id><published>2006-01-31T10:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-17T05:46:57.210-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Speed And Envy....</title><summary type='text'>Windsurfing whiz Finian Maynard is the King Of All Speedsailing, and owner of the outright speed sailing record at 48.70 knots. But there are plenty of pretenders to his crown, and they are organizing a little record-breaking session at one of the world's great speed sailing venues: Walvis Bay in Namibia. Go here to check it all out. And make sure you hit this video (Warning: Very Strange Music </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113872366334205099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113872366334205099' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113872366334205099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113872366334205099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/speed-and-envy.html' title='Speed And Envy....'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113863805061569155</id><published>2006-01-30T11:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-30T11:20:50.620-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Annals Of Ingenuity...</title><summary type='text'>It doesn't matter what your ride is, as long as you get out on the water...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113863805061569155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113863805061569155' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113863805061569155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113863805061569155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/annals-of-ingenuity.html' title='Annals Of Ingenuity...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113863758912992963</id><published>2006-01-30T10:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-30T11:13:09.260-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Octopus Orgy...</title><summary type='text'>Speaking of octopii (see below, and no, this is not what you think), there is an entire website devoted to all things Octopudinal. It's called Tonmo.com, and it's got everything (Mission statement: "We're committed to being the best resource available for all things cephalopod, in terms of both community and content"). We're talking Discussion forums, Octopodcasts, galleries, and, or course, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113863758912992963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113863758912992963' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113863758912992963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113863758912992963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/octopus-orgy.html' title='Octopus Orgy...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113863628115495359</id><published>2006-01-30T10:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-30T10:51:21.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>When Octopii Attack...</title><summary type='text'>Here's a wild story (courtesy of TWC reader Dominique Labrosse) about a giant Pacific Octopus that didn't take kindly to a visit from a remotely-piloted sub. Even better, the sub had video, and you can watch it here. Here's the gist:The giant Pacific octopus weighs about 45 kilograms, powerful enough to damage Mike Wood's remote-controlled submarine. Wood's first reaction was to panic, knowing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113863628115495359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113863628115495359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113863628115495359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113863628115495359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/when-octopii-attack.html' title='When Octopii Attack...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113840442399512207</id><published>2006-01-27T18:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T18:29:44.873-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Have A Wetass Weekend...</title><summary type='text'>"Whaddaya mean I can't join your yacht club? It's the perfect pin boat..."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113840442399512207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113840442399512207' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113840442399512207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113840442399512207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/have-wetass-weekend_27.html' title='Have A Wetass Weekend...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113837757803792709</id><published>2006-01-27T10:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T10:59:38.146-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Multi Versus Mono...</title><summary type='text'>This is an age-old debate. But when it comes to visuals, the mono argument gets owned. We've previously featured the notorious Gunboat video. Now have a look at AC cat Stars &amp; Stripes running wild through a mono fleet (click here). For your edification, here's a brief summary of this cool cat from the Morrelli and Melvin website: Stars and Stripes is occasionally raced in the Newport to Ensenada </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113837757803792709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113837757803792709' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113837757803792709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113837757803792709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/multi-versus-mono.html' title='Multi Versus Mono...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113837660972790794</id><published>2006-01-27T10:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T10:43:29.730-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ice Is The New Black...</title><summary type='text'>What is it with frigid swimming? Suddenly everyone wants to be paddling around the frozen stuff. Well, meet Simone Arrigoni. His wrinkle is that he wants to set the record for swimming under the ice. You can read about this insane bid, I mean bold attempt, here. But basically Arrigone plans to cut two holes in a frozen lake, 30 meters (yes, 30 meters) apart. Wearing nothing but a 5 mil wetsuit (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113837660972790794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113837660972790794' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113837660972790794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113837660972790794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/ice-is-new-black.html' title='Ice Is The New Black...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113837574833250792</id><published>2006-01-27T10:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T10:29:08.406-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Tangerine Dream...</title><summary type='text'>Get me a smoke. The visual alchemists at Teton Gravity Research have put together an amazing trailer for this XXX Ski Porn DVD. Great photography, nice cuts, a few jawdropping scenes, and perfect soundtrack music (which kicks in about halfway through). Here's the promo copy:The Tangerine Dream is a film that represents 10 years of broken down trucks, whiskey bottles, wanderlust and the most down </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113837574833250792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113837574833250792' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113837574833250792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113837574833250792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/tangerine-dream.html' title='The Tangerine Dream...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5729690.post-113829248484873802</id><published>2006-01-26T11:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-26T11:21:24.850-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sailing Hugo Boss...</title><summary type='text'>Speaking of getting out and about (see below), it's time to turn to the Daily Sail's peripatetic James Boyd, who recently took a ride with Alex Thompson onboard his Open 60 Hugo Boss. Boyd, as far as I can tell, is almost never at his desk, and armed with his video and voice recorder travels the world ceaselessly. All for us (and for a price; the Daily Sail is a subscription site and well worth </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/113829248484873802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5729690&amp;postID=113829248484873802' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113829248484873802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5729690/posts/default/113829248484873802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wetasschronicles.com/2006/01/sailing-hugo-boss.html' title='Sailing Hugo Boss...'/><author><name>Tim Zimmermann</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05546456162829613333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15709488335698976385'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry></feed>